commodore-sparklebutt: kissedbyflame: Searching “happy snake” on Google images brings up the cutest damn pictures. OH MY GODS IT’S SO PRECIOUS
What I Learned From Tumblr
1. Females can be even hornier than men
2. Not all guys are total jerks
3. Be thankful that the friends you do have in RL don't live a whole continent away
4. Age doesn't always matter when it comes to friendships
5. 12.9 year olds belong at Super Wenie Hut Jr.'s
6. Slenderman is freaking scary!
7. Don't. Wear. Crocs.
8. Don't! Blink!
9. There are people out there who will fangirl over history
10. Draw a circle, that's the Earth
11. Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, Gryffindors, and Slytherins can all either be the coolest people ever, or the worst. It all depends on the person
12. COULLLLSOOOOON NOOOOO
13. Don't insult someone's fandom/ship/OTP
14. Don't tag your hate
15. How to a less judgemental person
16. How to also be a more judgemental person
17. Snakes can be adorable
18. Spiders are still scary
19. Sharks are awesome
20. FRANCE IS NOT A RAPIST
21. The world is bigger and more diverse than thought
22. People can be there for you to help you through a hard time if you'd let them
23. An adorable animal will reduce anyone to a puddle of goo
24. Everyone has at some point listened to a song and pretended they were on stage/in a music video
25. How to be a better writer
26. How to be a better drawer
27. That a great friendship can be born if you just say 'Hi'
28. A truly great friendship forms when you and someone else can fangirl about something
29. Don't. Talk. About. Tumblr.
30. Alot about the human anantomy (porn)
31. Mermaids would be more likely to have dolphin-like tails than fish-like tails
32. Sometimes, the word 'butts' can make anyone happy
33. Many people have mastered the art of reading smut with a straight face, but no one has learned how to do so when it comes to fluff.
34. Magic Anons are fun
35. Don't assume things
36. That faith in humanity can be restored
37. "900 years of Time and Space, and I've never met anyone who wasn't important"
39. Everyone needs a friend to be there for them
And yet, the one thing I haven't learned from tumblr is...WHAT THE HECK IS HOMESTUCK ABOUT?!
nmtslutmuffin: Sitting in statics just taking notes and this happens, Professor: And the answer is 1019 kN. Kid in Front: Well I got 1018.786 kN, which is basically the same thing.
ecoutez-vos-reves: thetimelordpirate: Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
gotahelluvaheart: living-wild: pursuitofhapppinessss: oh my god that is the cutest thing ever he’s dancing, omg. I want him. “why the fuck did you stop playing”
mercuryandmoonlight: pianokeysandmusicnotes: ...
i-wont-give-up-on-us-mylove: the-blood-evacuation: modmad: We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs. remembering when you were a small pig. those stairs were a bitch. Oh my gosh he’s so cute! HAMLET
thorhead: do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
1st week of school: i'm looking forward to the rest of the year and i'm going to make it onto honor roll and i'm going to make so many friends and it's going to be alright
2nd week of school: oh my fucking god
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get?...
fastpuck: snap-snaps: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can ;u; they are all so interesting and cute though! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope this all checks out, still love ‘em man stuff doesn’t gotta be typically...
batcows: 5 days until I become a Doctor Who blog again enjoy what time you have left motherfuckers.
yes-ze-did: sawmuchded: theprincessdiana: can you paint with all the colors of the wind I think someone just won the internet
sherlockedcompanion: i-make-doodles-lol: gallifrey-feels: cosmo-gyral: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick” Probably Definitely. Obviously.
qiuche: im laughing so hard because no matter what song you lisen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
have you ever had really mean thoughts and snarky whiny remarks in your head oh my god because in my mind i’m an even bigger asshole than i let everybody think i am
detective-brand-swagger: “Fuck it, I’m young.”— I quietly whisper to myself as I pour a second sodium-laden flavor packet into my ramen
If religions could coexist like the fandoms do on...
the-mad-angel-with-a-box: nevillelongbadass: timelordsandkittens: timeandbananas: bakerstreetboyfriends: Imagine the crossovers though “In my AU, Jesus didn’t die, but he went and fought crime with Odin” I’d read it. Moses/Buddha OTP I SHIP IT
Cosmo sex tip #548
starksmash: ladymalchav: cosmo-sex-tips: as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!” WRONG LEVER WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER
wolfhackles: staff: howellester: do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
Obama for America: vh1: barackobama: vh1:... →
vh1: barackobama: vh1: meredifsteppy: i cant tell whether vh1 or barackobama is my favorite blog and it is distressing me Does the president ever reblog Darren Criss gifs? We think not. POTUS: Needs more Darren GIFs! Hey, Darren: Should everybody register to…