must sees on youtube:
inthehistoryofever: this this this this this this this this this this this this this this oh and this this this this this this this this and this
me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
batcows: just gonna cry These two posts...
One Direction: you're insecure don't know what for
Me: do you want a list
The best thing about French:
Person: "Ça va?"
Other person: "Ça va. Ça va?"
Person: "Ça va."
Oui, ça va.
#it's like an acknowledgement of how bullshit small talk is
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
You must be an angel,
because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face. most flawless pickup line ever I’m not ashamed to admit that this would work on me If anyone ever said this to me, I would instantly marry them.
The internet is so convenient
thearcanetheory: sundaemournings: sharks-not-narcs: siempre-chill: what the fuck should I make for dinner what the fuck should I listen to now what the fuck should I do today what the fuck should I do with my life where the fuck should I go for drinks what’s the fucking weather holy shit yes This is the best thing to ever happen. WOAH. That’s so excellent!!!
sprucespanner: my blog is actually a horrific mess of different fandoms and things that don’t really relate to each other but i thought were funny
zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself
albarndamon: i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...– Unknown (via gi-vingup)
eytancragg: sportyspice94: the importance of an eñe yo tengo 15 anos (i have 15 anuses) yo tengo 15 años (i am 15 years old) important spanish lessons.
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
laughingstation: I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song. via laughingstation!
the difference between DC & Marvel
Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
Tony Stark: YOLO
Reasons my family will hate me during the Olympics
Me: Who won the Quidditch match?
Me: Has everyone in the stadium disapeared yet?
Me: I bet Ireland wins but Krum gets the snitch.
Me: The Doctor is gonna carry the torch in right?
Me: Ireland should bring Leprechans as mascots.
kelly-is-ceallaigh: according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr oops more like 2.5 hours a day more like 2.5 hours an hour more like 2.5 hours an hour
tertiusvonfluffenwelter: FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB
enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit