the bible has the worst fandom ever
they can’t really help it
a lot of established canon from season one was totally ignored in season two
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
- someone at the door: rings doorbell
- me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.