perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
The weeping angel you called ugly? She can't even...
underfundedagony: time-lord-on-baker-street: doctorwho: neeks: “If you don’t reblog, you only have one heart.” Come on guys! It takes mere seconds that won’t even be taken away, you have a time machine. protest bullying everywhere guissss
riza: so i just met you
riza: and this is crazy
riza: but i'm gonna give you the secret to flame alchemy making you the most powerful alchemist in the country and give you the power to murder thousands of innocents then follow you into war protecting you for the rest of your life while we slowly fall in love
riza: so call me maybe
I have a Sherlock theory!
eclecticmuses: johnlockisreal: the-knights-of-medhir: Moffat was bullied at school and said to his classmates “I’m going to fucking destroy your children internally one day” Then he met Gatiss and the world’s most dangerous evil duo was formed.
me when I wake up: why
me trying to find something to wear: why
me looking in the mirror: why
me walking into school: why
me having to engage in social contact: why
me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
husband: Oh my God.
me: "--They're probably too deep for you."