Steven: Why are you making faces in the mirror?
Steven: Because I can. Don't judge me.
Steven: Steven, you're talking to yourself again.
Steven: Yeah, I know...
nmtslutmuffin: Sleeping Hummingbird snores.
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
imjustaboywithadream: FUNNIEST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF TV SHOWS
The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
The Doctor: How did you kn-
Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
John: Don't mind him, he's always like this.
The Doctor: Oh, well righty-o then. Where do you want to--
John: It's the solar system.
Sherlock: Irrelevant. We're leaving.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Snake game →
thehilariousblog: just click the link. i used adobe flash, its our project, uhm well i downloaded the objects and codes but mostly i made them myself, nevermind what is written at the bottom left, its just my name and section
Episode 4 : Oh Look, Oregano
--------: 11:14 AM
LouisTheCat: i just wanted to tell you i love you man
RickDickens77: Um... I love you too.
LouisTheCat: no but i love you man
RickDickens77: What is going on
LouisTheCat: oh shit what was that
RickDickens77: Are you ok Lou?
LouisTheCat: im freaking out a little man
RickDickens77: What do you mean?
LouisTheCat: hey did you ever notice how weird that lamp by the door is
LouisTheCat: i mean for reals that is a messed up lamp
RickDickens77: Have you been in the grocery bag on the counter?
LouisTheCat: been in it man i ate it
RickDickens77: Ate what exactly?
LouisTheCat: the bag
RickDickens77: Wait... the whole bag?
LouisTheCat: it had that leafy stuff you put in soup and things
LouisTheCat: you know i love that stuff
LouisTheCat: i cant be trusted around it
RickDickens77: Lou that was catnip, it was supposed to be a surprise
LouisTheCat: oh it was a surprise alright
RickDickens77: Not as much of a surprise as the bag will be.
LouisTheCat: you arent kidding man
LouisTheCat: im already getting turtle head going with that thing
--------: 11:47 AM
RickDickens77: Lou I don't have time to talk you down from whatever kind of trip you're on
LouisTheCat: wheres the fire extinguisher man
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