“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.” —A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via theytookmyluna)
I love you.
Hello anon! I want to say that I also love you, but the last time I told a stranger that i got engaged and then deserted before I even met them. The heartbreak was too much.
They never showed up. But thank you.