Source: hisdevotee
“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life?
^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.
THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.
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Source: humansofnewyork
She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.
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Source: guymontagburning
Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?
Remember that?
I DO.
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT
he got everything he wanted, and it only cost him a Penny
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Source: bartonfinks
SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S ME, MARY. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
JESUS, YOU GUYS, HE SMELLS LIKE A DISTILLERY. I’M GLAD HE PASSED THE BAR EXAM, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO LET HIM DRINK LIKE THIS? YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TAKEN OFF HIS SHOES. OH, AND HE’S STILL GOT GUM IN HIS MOUTH. THAT’S JUST GREAT. HE COULD CHOKE.
SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S MARY. YOU FELL ASLEEP WITH GUM IN YOUR MOUTH. I’M JUST GOING TO GET IT OUT FOR YOU, OKAY?
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
what is going on
Why are people rebloging this like its normal?
god bless the cactuses
THAT’S CACTI
THAT’S RACIST
I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODE AND I’M DYING
Source: zimbabwe1992
do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy
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Source: lizziemcjagger
How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body?
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Source: ineffablythoughtless
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
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Source: utmostidiocy
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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Source: egg-rolls
what do people even SAY during sex????
pitbull lyrics
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
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